The bustard’s an elegant fowl
With minimum reason to howl.
He escapes what would be
Illegitimacy
By grace of a fortunate vowel.

—from Asimov Laughs Again by Isaac Asimov, his second collection of jokes, limericks, and anecdotes.

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