What with the two that the government sent me, the eight that Rite Aid gave me a few weeks ago, and the eight more that Rite Aid gave me today, I now have 18 Covid tests. Oh, apparently it’s my Blue Cross insurance that’s giving me all those extra tests, not Rite Aid itself.

As I have had no symptoms and have not engaged in any behavior that might get me infected (I’m not a stupid Republican after all (yes, that’s redundant)), so far I have had no need for the tests.

But it’s nice to know that they’re there.